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People have told me to be more like Jesus...?

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So I rob old ladies and set furry animals on fire.

He did that, right?

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You should also get a girl pregnate
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ignorance is bliss I see... gain some education on the subject, then ask a grown up question.
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Just hurry up and get yourself nailed on two pieces of rough timber!

Blasphemer!
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this isn't funny.it's not a joke u know?
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Well, he could have. He was omnipotent.
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naw, that's a misinterpretation, seems some people just can't ever get it right when they show what things represent ;) I suggest that you go back and show the person who taught you that your displeasure at being made a fool. Make a movie out of it, and sell popcorn and charge admission <G>
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Jesus lied and told everyone he was he son of God. That's what you should do.

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He sure did. He also had a thing for virgin goats.
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They mean the real Jesus, not a Mexican Jesus.
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I think they meant you're supposed to have long hair and wear sandals.
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Someone told me that, so I grew my hair long and got a well cool beard.

Apparently it wasn't what they meant.

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No, but in the myth he did hang around a tree a lot.
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When did He do that?
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Have you kicked the fig tree...?
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