Perfect Pub?

Question

I'm openeing a virtual pub. What 3 things would you most want in?

Answer 1

Being allowed to smoke inside.  This is my free will and human right.

Answer 2

smoking, vegetarian food and a great view outside.

Answer 3

Real ale, smoking room, dominoes, darts, naked barmaids.

Oh, howabout me as chef?

Answer 4

I want  a bar and a music and beer

Answer 5

An open fire, free nuts and a dartboard

Answer 6

A landlord who cares about his ales and his customers.

A lively, sociable and interesting clientele.

Within walking distance of home, but not close enough to hear drinkers having a good time in the beer garden at midnight.

Answer 7

Full sized pool table, and the rules must be winner stays on !.

Answer 8

Barmaids in short skirts

bar snacks

free beer

Answer 9

free booze, concent to smoke dope, and.......... friendly punters

Answer 10

free sarnies

topless barmaids

happy hour

Answer 11

smoking, lots and lots and lots of nice, rare and cared for beers, lagers and ales, and a good bunch of punters and staff alike.

Answer 12

BAR billiards table

a 23 hour "happy hour"

warm beer and lousy food.

Answer 13

Friendly customers, some barmaids and barmen with a good humourous attitude and some good warm flat bitter, preferably brewed in house. Aaaaahhh.......

Answer 14

Men only...smoking.....large TV room....free eats on the bar...loads of people you know...and within walking distance of my house..and of course, real ale not the witch p**s they normally sell....bliss.

Answer 15

warm welcome cold beer and smoking

Answer 16

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