Pharaoh Beards?

Question

hay gies how does phaores maek theyr beards in such geometrically pleasing shaeps? i hav astkes dis question 2 mane berd communities n dey do not taek me srsly, SRS ANSWRS ONLY PLZ K THX

Answer 1

Every year, hundreds of people are killed in their pursuit of a pharaoh-level beard. Those who fail suffer a fate worse than death: having an insufficient beard. Is the risk worth it? Clearly, yes. The secret to a geometrically perfect beard is the seed gemstone: each facet of the stone will become a hairy side of chin-dangling power. These gems are naturally hard to find, but it is not impossible to find on with the right sources. They go by the name "gravel." When you finally get your hands on a piece of gravel (bribery and sexual favors are too be expected in this persuit), you must then use it as a suppository. Proper use of your fist is essential in this step, and this is exactly where the most beard-chasing fatalities occur. Be sure to maintain wrist control. After this things basically take over for themselves, and your face will undoubtedly be granted the chance to be the home of a genuine Pharaoh Beard. Aside from s*x, it's the best thing you'll ever do, and only slightly less illegal to do with children.

Answer 2

they braid it and oberlap