Philoshopher stone problems?

Question

Hey, my stone currently ran out of power, and now I'm left with a lot of useless iron in the basement that I am unable to turn into gold. Due to a court order, I'm not aloud to repower it traditionally, because it violates people's right to live. Is there an alternate way to recharge these things, or is there pre-harvested souls available for purchase somewhere? Thanks in advance!

Answer 1

I think if you check the middle-east version of ebay, the taliban are trying to raise funds by selling the souls of their innocent victims.

If cash is no problem, McCain will give you more than enough in return for generous campaign contributions. He's already consumed the 1000 or so he needs to stay alive another four years, and he's got quite a stockpile left.

Other than that, check with your HMO. They always have a surplus of innocent souls, and are looking to make a quick dollar.