Phoenix again for Playwright's School. Does he need help?

Question

Phoenix has been driving me crazy all night. Here he is again.

Phoenix #7

by Elaine P

Flash! Phoenix is Bored!

by Elaine P

NASA: Calling Phoenix. Come in Phoenix.

Phoenix: Oh, look upon the sky above

I think I’m gonna fall in love.

N: What’re ya ramblin’ on about now?

P: I bin studyin’ couplets.

N. Coupla what?

P: Poetic couplets, you pea-brained...

Never mind, you won’t unnerstand.

N: I’m gonna kill that mathematician

if I ever get my hands on him!

P: He’s an engineer, too.

N: No wonder you spurt poetry. He

musta worked on you.

P: I dunno. Maybe.

N: Enough chatting. Report.

P: Lotsa dust here. My camera can’t

see a thing. I’m bored.

N: You are essentially a computer.

You are not programmed for boredom.

P: Must be my poetic nature.

N: I’m gonna KILL that dude!

P: I hafta write a poem now.

N: Uh-oh! Here comes my supervisor.

He has this pink paper in his hand.

I’ll get back to you…

Answer 1

I hope a poem is created before the dreaded pink slip.

Answer 2

The pink paper?  Is this the start of the pink paper caper? Or does the pink paper caper taper off?  LoL  Funny as usual.

Answer 3

This is too funny...

Once, I had a part break and there was no replacement on the submarine. I decided that I could fix it myself. It was a paper take-up roller clutch about half the size of a hockey puck. I pried the lid off, not knowing that there were HUNDREDS of little spring-loaded parts inside. It went off like a party favor.

Answer 4

Oh my goodness, this is so hilarious.  It made me giggle and i needed it.  Thank you.

Answer 5

lol! not bad at all!!!! :) good work.

Answer 6

These are always so fun and refreshing to read!

I'm holding off on the bunnies until this gets fixed. I did post one this morning though....

Answer 7

Houston, we have no problem.

I am enjoying these flights of fancy. Reminds me of the radio plays of the 70s. I gather Phoenix is a version of HAL?  

funny and light and so "out there"! love it! lol

Answer 8

It's taken me until now to figure out where everyone was...doh.

As usual with your Phoenix pomes this is delightful.  You really have got into that robots brain - (what is Phoenix?...I'm not joking...I have absolutely no idea what it is, or what it is doing - except for what I am learning from you)

Very funny, indeed

(I'm off visiting tomorrow - no postings from me)

Answer 9

Very, Very cute and creative. Keep um` comin`.

Answer 10

Down upon the world so drear

all we really want to hear

are couplets from Martian Phoenix. Oops one line too long and doesn't rhyme..back to my pad!

May Phoenix transmit forever.

Answer 11

These always brighten up my day!