Phrases men wish their women would say?

Question

Of course I'll swallow it all...I love the taste.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

That was a great f**t! Do another!

I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

I know it's tighter back there, but will you PLEASE try again?

I love it when you play golf on Saturdays. I just wish you had time to play on Sundays too.

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Is this true guys?

Answer 1

LOL, a friend of a friend always say, " LIQUOR in the front, but  POKER in the back!"  =P

Answer 2

I'm so horny I'm gonna gush all over the place, PLEASE lets have s*x all day today baby!

Sure hubby, you want another bj?

Answer 3

F*ck me you cave newt!!!

Answer 4

swallow? if she liked it yes but if not .. of course no

Drink?  I dont drink often

f**t?.. I think thats bad manners so no

cloths? wear want you want.. but if was hot....... lol

back there?.. not into that so no

and dont play golf

so it depends on who you ask.. not all men appreciate all of those

Answer 5

Lol yep all true apart from the golf bit and f**t bit

You go out and enjoy your boys night out il be find

I have been thinking about sucking that generous big di*k all day

come here i am going to fu*k your brains out

Hey honey watch me do a tequila shot of Stefanie's belly button

I love it when you act so manly around me

Do you think that chick is hot as well

Do you think that womens b*****s are real  

Of course you can go with your mates to the strip club give the dancer a dollar note from me

Honey i am so horny can you take to a strip club right now

Hey honey i have this cute co worker and is very s**y and i invited her round for dinner i hope you dont mind

Dont worry you go watch some sports and il will get you a beer and not interrupt you while you are watching the game

I need to go shopping for some new lingerie will you be my lingerie inspector

Answer 6

Yes, these are all true, however, the single most important thing to hear from women is honesty, no phrase comes close to honesty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgmJ1miBz...

Answer 7

I'll cut the grass silly, you go golf

Isn't there a race on today

Hey honey, what time does the game start

Have a good time tonight honey, make sure you have enough money

Hey good news!!! My head aches gone!

Answer 8

Back there? h**l yeah

Its soo Big!!!

I will never find somebody else like you!

Make me *** baby!

thats all alright but like they said its only good when its true.

Answer 9

Sure dear , no problem

Is there something I can do to help ?

I agree with you.

That's O.K ,I understand if you have to work.

You're right , this is not an important enough issue to argue over.

Outrageous , unreasonable stuff like that.

Answer 10

Not exactly. At least, not for me. One thing I wish women would say is "I'm so horny. All the time. And I want YOU."