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Phyllis Diller.... Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight!.... what do you think?

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Phyllis Diller.... Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight!.... what do you think?

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  1. It always make me laugh.

    Actually, there is something to be said for not carrying over hostility to the next day!


  2. Always a good idea to make up before bedtime.   G

  3. Easier to go quietly,....Alone....lol....!!

  4. i think it means don't go to go bed when you're mad , stay up  and plot out your revenge on the person who made you feel this way , because by the next day the reason will seem insignificant,or at the least lose some of its weight.

    For me , it depends on the person , and the reason , if it was a person i loved , i would fall asleep where i stand , because it won't be worth it in the long run, if it were an enemy , i would not sleep till i'm happy .

  5. I can think of better things to stay up for ;-)

    xx

  6. Phyllis Diller herself has many answers.

    A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

    A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

    Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

    Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

    Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

    Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

    Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

    His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?  

    I admit, I have a tremendous s*x drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

    I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

    I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

    I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

    I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

    I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

    If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.  

    It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

    Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

    My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

    My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

    My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.  

    My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

    Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

    Our dog died from l*****g our wedding picture.

    The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

    The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

    The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

    There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

    There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

    Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

    We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

    What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

    Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.  

    You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.



    You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

  7. I think better put - promise to postpone to the next day, for a peaceful talk.  With both being given time to restate, understand, and resolve a compromise satisfactory to both.

    Tired - and staying awake to fight not only exasperates the problem - but makes for a miserable next day.

  8. w/ a face like dillers,i couldn't sleep anyway

  9. Nope I always lost but never got mad anyway just retire gracefully

  10. She was a very popular 1960's comedienne who referred to her husband as "Fang' and said there was no point in cleaning house until the children were grown because it just got dirty all over again. This remark was a joke to counter the then prevailing sentiment that a husband and wife should not go to sleep angry but should kiss and make up over any fight they might have had that day.

    I don't think you should stay up and fight. you should just make a date to discuss it at a later time when both of you are rested and have had time to think things over.

  11. sounds like great FUN''

  12. Phyllis was a very funny lady...she and Fang divorced.

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