Pickup lines..................

Question

They can be serious or funny i don't mind...Need em for a comp with my mate.

Answer 1

Do you have a keg in your pants cuz i'd sure lik to tap that.

Do you have a mirror in your jeans cause i can see myself in your pants!

Do you know the difference between s*x and a conversation?No?Then lets go to my house and talk!

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Listen i know that if we dance we're gonna have a great time i'll give you my number and we'll probably have a few more dates. Eventually we'll fall in love and later get a house together. After moving in we'll get married and even pop out a few children, plus the s*x life will be great! Unfortunately after many years i'll get a long deserved promotion but our s*x life will cease and i'll be forced to commit to an affair. Even tho  we kno it wont help we go to therapy any way and try to save our marriage for the kids but we will end up breaking up and ruining their lives and leave us scarred. So lets do them a favor and keep the relationship just strictly physical!

I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Answer 2

What will america have if Obama becomes president?

An Obama Nation.

Answer 3

does your feet hurt?  they should you have been running through my mind all day.

do you have a band-aid?  i scraped my knee falling for you.

is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Answer 4

wanna have s*x?

Answer 5

I have a F, C, K, now all i need is you.

Baby did you f**t cause you blow me away.

Good thing i bought my libary card cause im checking you out.

Youre a tall glass of water and im thirsty.

Answer 6

"I Like Your Shoes.. Want To ****?" Believe It Or Not That Actually Worked For a Friend Of Mine... But  i Think That Was Luck.

Answer 7

To be totally TRUTHFUL I think that pick up lines are silly.  Especially for grown men.  If you are a teen, I honestly would like to tell you to just be yourself.  Spark up a conversation with the mate and just let nature run its course.  If someone enjoys your company, everything will work itself out.  We all say silly things at some point but pick up lines are just what they are PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!  Do or say something meaningful and that would make the process easier on you and the person you are trying to pick up.  This is so hilarous!!!!!

Answer 8

bro, just go up the girl and be like, hey whatsup?

if your s**y, they'll be nice to you, if your not then iunno

Answer 9

free meal. r u hungry?

Answer 10

I'm cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Roses are red, widows wear black, what will it take to get you on your back?

Hey baby. I'm single. Do you believe that ****?

Is that shirt Camel Skin? 'Cause I'm checkin' out your humps!

Answer 11

pick up lines usually suggest the physical. and people usually take it as that they want to do "stuff" with them. and it scares off a lot of people. if you really want to impress your date, talk to her and get to know her. ask about her interests to let you know that you care about her. good luck on your date.

Answer 12

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Apart from being s**y, what do you do for a living?

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Answer 13

YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN MY PANTS!!