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Question

can someone please tell me what red and dale said back and forth to each other in the bathroom.. the quote about the snail changing shells and basically the rest of that scene? i haven't been able to find it online.. not the funny part but the more serious part that dale says.. i can't remember it all!

Answer 1

Dale Denton: If you're a d**k your whole life, you're going to come back as something bad like a slug or a ******' anal bead. But if you do something heroic, then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law. Now which would you rather be, an anal bead or a dragon?

Red: I think...the anal bead...depending on who it belongs to.

Dale Denton: It belongs to me.

Red: I want to be the dragon

Answer 2

I don't know the exact quote, but I can paraphrase. Red says he's a Buddhist and expects to be reincarnated as a hermit crab. Dale suggests other things he might return as (if Red chooses to help him rescue Saul), such as an eagle, a dragon or Jude Law.