Pinocchio and girlfriend joke ?

Question

Pinocchio was having s*x with his girlfriend and afterwards she frowned and said " You know Pinocchio, this kind of sucks. Every time we have s*x I wind up getting splinters inside me and it's really not worth it anymore."

Later on that day he decided to take a walk around town to try and figure out his problem when his Uncle Geppetto walked up from across the street . Seeing him upset he asked Pinocchio what the problem was.

After hearing his story Gheppeto smiled and said " Sandpaper my lad! Just take some fine grit sandpaper from my workbench and smooth down all the rough edges and your problem will be solved!"

So Pinocchio ran back home to do just that.

2 days later as Pinocchio was going to the store he once again ran into his Uncle.

Seeing him with a happy face he said"Well Pinocchio...how has your problem going with your girlfriend? "

Looking up smiling, Pinocchio replied" Girlfriend? Who needs a girlfriend? "

Answer 1

it works!

Answer 2

That's funny

Answer 3

GREAT joke!

Answer 4

I don't get it, but it was kind of funny.

Answer 5

hey do u have anymore of the jokes there really hilarious