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Pirate vs Ninja!11!1!?

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Battle takes place on top of Mt.Everest

Pirate is armed with a canon, a hooker and a sword

Ninja armed with shuriken, katana and a cow

place your bets!11!

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  1. Ninja, because a cow would be more useful than a hooker.


  2. lol why a cow? The Ninja is more flexible, and the pirate isn't, so Ninja wins I guess lol

  3. Pirate

    they've got a canon!

  4. Both are awesome, but the ninja would definatly win cuz the pirate could easily miss with the cannon and the ninja would just go for an up close attack.

  5. First off if your talking about One Piece and Naruto I like both shows so lets clear that up right now!

    I however think the ninja would win considering if a pirate had a hooker and the ninjas had a cow then the cow could smash the hooker to the ground pretty easily. Plus a canon cant do anything except run people over  (you didnt say the canon has cannon balls in it lol. )and the shuriken could hit the pirates in the head. And arent swords and katanas the same thing? Just my thoughts on this. Great location too by the way!

    :-P

  6. Ninjas hands down.

    All because of the cow!

    Cows PWN ALL OF YOU!!!! ^ u ^ *shot*

    Um okay, really because the hooker is pretty useless, and as soon as they push her she won't come back. And since ninjas are all sneaky the pirate will go down. Unless the pirate misses and shoots the Mt Everest and they both fall down.

    Then they're both screwed.  

  7. pirate

  8. From what the Pirate and Ninja's weapons are, the Ninja would probably win.....Unless you were talking about the One Piece Pirates and Naruto Ninjas, then the Pirates would have a 100% victory...just saying.

    Here is the battle:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YphK1rYwG...

    GO PIRATES!!!


  9. well if the pirate gets lucky....like most famous pirates are -COUGH-

    the hooker would distract the ninja and the pirate would shoot off the cannon but miss purposely to send the ninja in one direction while the pirate would be waiting in the region the ninja has landed and would quickly slice the ninja =D

    afterwards the pirate would eat the cow ^_^

    edit: and the hooker would be sold for money =]
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