p**s car? Best idea ever?

Question

I think a car that runs on p**s is the best idea ever. Can you imagine giving your neighbor a friendly wave while you both urinate into your vehicles? That image makes me happy. Also, it would render toilets obsolete, so no more fresh water being wasted for flushing. It kills two bird with one stone. I rule.

Answer 1

thats actually pretty funny lol

thanks I needed that.

Answer 2

Pee might not burn BUTT farts do. So just hook up a hose to your drivers seat and drink beer and eat cabbage.

Answer 3

well actually now that you mention it - waste water would be a perfectly viable solution to our current energy problem.

the only reason it is not being explored is because human waste is being processed by public facilities.

Answer 4

Sorry, no. p**s has no energy value. It's basically polluted water, and water is essentially the ash from a hydrogen reaction. You can't burn ashes. There isn't even enough biomatter for a decent biogas charge. Dumb idea.

Answer 5

Yeah and taking a dump is an oil change. That would be great. I always said that too!

Answer 6

Dumb idea. You couldn't p**s enough to run a vehicle. If you tried to drink more water to p**s to fuel your car you might kill yourself. What about a car that just runs on water or ambient air? Makes more sense.

Answer 7

haha...why dont you make it? and then to refill you can go to any public bathroom with a tank and a hose?