p**s problems. help PLEASE!!?

Question

Okay, this is very immoral of me as I am a priest, and I pray that God forgives this letter, but I need urgent help.

Sometimes when I go to take a p**s it smells like honey smack cerial and if I ever have to drop a holy bomb it hurts a lot and smells like my wife, can anyone explain why this is happening? I believe satan is doing this to drive me away from God. Please help..

Answer 1

Honey Smack cereal has Puff Wheat in it ....

For some reason, Puff Wheat and such cereals will cause a smell in MANY guys urine ....

It won't kill you or cause you any ill effects ..just drink a little more water to dilute it all out ...

Answer 2

silly little boy you are!..............p**s doesnt smelll like honey and p**p doesnt smell like your wife............your dreaming........wake up!!

Answer 3

OHMYGOD!!!! I though I was weird for thinking my p**s smells like honey smacks!!!! OMG ITS NORMAL! lol, wenever i go to pee in a public bathroom it smels like that by the toilet... the p**p part is probably just constapation. and the smell is probably.... idk...

Answer 4

well first off i doubt its satan prolly just some health issues.

talk to your doctorr.

and second of all ,

if you are a priest arent you not supposed to be married?

Answer 5

LOLOLOLOL

LMAO

ROFL

omg....omg.....

Answer 6

hahahahahaha

do u hate ur wife that much that ur c**p smells like her

hahahahaha

wow man

Answer 7

lmao holy bomb? haha

go to a doctor man

mine??

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Answer 8

This 'smells' like a put on...

Answer 9

i hope this is a joke.

if so its not funny at all.

like.. how are you a priest and married??

and if its not, i dont know what to tell you, im sure you are fine...

Answer 10

I don't think that satan has anything to do with it. I'd probably get it checked if I were you.

Answer 11

This is probably stress related. Walk, take a bath, pray, do whatever you need to do to calm down. If the problems  continue, it is probably a dietary problem, so make sure to eat extra vegetables, or anything with fiber in it, this will soothe your digestive tract. If the problems persist, go see a doctor.  God bless you.

Answer 12

It sounds like you need to repent!  Good luck with that.