Please, only the ridiculously attractive people should answer this question?

Question

The reason that I only wanted help from really attractive people is because you will know where I'm coming from. Here goes...I would really like to quit my current job and work as a Wal*Mart greeter. I'm really attractive right now and I know that I won't always have my good looks forever. Since I would be the first face they see when the shoppers enter the store...I feel that I could increase sales by at least 200% or more. Here's the problem. I know that the Wal*Mart power houses just don't give this cushy job to the first yahoo that comes along. I strongly suspect Wal*Mart greeters are either romantically involved with store managers or are their relatives. Since I don't have relatives that are Wal*Mart managers and I would prefer not to sleep with the managers (all males as far as I know), how can I get a job as a greeter? Any suggestions would be helpful. This is my dream job so please help. Thanks!

Answer 1

Typically, Walmart hires retirees as greeters so as soon as you are old enough, you'll be in a perfect position to apply.

Answer 2

Thanks, that question gave me a good laugh. It's not often something I read can make me actually laugh so good job. I'll have to remember this one.

Answer 3

Are you ever deluded! Most people try to avoid the greeter, no matter how they look. And the greeter does nothing to increase sales, no matter how swell they look.

And you do realize the greeter is a minimum wage job, Take your good looks and put it somewhere that really great looks do help you make a lot more money. Selling cars.or real estate.

Answer 4

First off not all managers are male and secondly, most of the true greeters are handicapped. Yes some are not. depending on the store.

Answer 5

You must be really high on something. I remember my first beer.

Answer 6

according to 'insane draggin'

most greeters are handicapped.................

are YOU really having a problem getting hired?