Please Help me my husband got stuck in the Bath!!?

Question

My husband, Scotch Mist, bless his little cotton socks, is a little overweight! (20 stones, 5'4'') he just went to take a bath and now he got stuck in the bath. He can't get up, and I can't help him out!!!

Waffles isn't helping either, she's just lapping up the bathwater off his belly!!!

What should I do?

Answer 1

Get a video camera, tape him being stuck...and threaten to put it on YouTube if he doesn't rub your feet for the next month.

Answer 2

Set the bathroom on fire. He,ll be out in no time.

Answer 3

I think that you need something to do, not what should i do!

Answer 4

Do not hesitate to contact the fire department thats what you pay taxes for.

Answer 5

is this a joke?

i mean..... bless hiss little cotton socks...........waffles?

Answer 6

use some shower gel to unstick him so he can slide out or call the fire brigade and then put him on a strict diet and exercise routine

Answer 7

that's it mam I'm calling social services.....waffles deserves a better life and while they are there they can  help you get that beastly man out!!!

Answer 8

Cover him in olive oil,  and he'll slide out, bless his little cotton socks.

Answer 9

Bring in a big g*y guy that likes fat wet dudes to play with...bet you he gets his *** out then. And if he doesn't...you have bigger issues than you thought!!

Answer 10

sorry but are you sure your husband is really stuck? sounds to me like he is just faking it so he can get more time in the bath to relax while you look after waffles and cook for him.

try coaxing him out with one of those infamous deep fried Mars bars, you will soon find out if he is genuinely stuck or not.

best of luck

Answer 11

lol: Olive oil, or veg oil or moisturiser. You could also try breaking the seal between him and the bath it could be holding him in.

Otherwise leave him in for a few days and hope he slims down.....bless I'm 20st and 5'6" so I know how he feels :o)

Answer 12

lol..i agree.film it,laugh...watch it it,laugh..send it to his mother,best mate,boss etc,laugh....or save it for his next big bday and show it at the the end of the night.he'll love you for it.honest!

Answer 13

pull the plug, give him a towel, then throw a duvet over him. keep him in there til he's had salad for a month. (don't deep fry it)

Answer 14

stick a blue movie on the telly n open a six pack, he'll shift in seconds!

Answer 15

Mrs SM

go find his wallet - check the sporran

you won't get more than 5p out before he's free

Answer 16

watch episodes of winnie the pooh where pooh got stuck in rabbits hole, that may give you some ideas

Answer 17

may i recommend that next time if he gets out dont ever let him take a bath but instead maybe take a shower.

Answer 18

Grease him all over with something then he will just pop out of his own accord lol

Answer 19

lol.......use cooking oil to soften the skin....pmsl

Answer 20

this is the one time you can force him on that diet he has been talking about for years and ,theres not a d**n thing he can do about it lol

Answer 21

Try soap.

Answer 22

why don't you get in beside him and help

him lose a few pounds, don't let all that lovely man meat go to waste, make sure

waffles is in a seperate room you don't want

to traumatise her,

and hide you're false teeth she'll chew

them up.

Answer 23

Pry him out with a crowbar!!!

Idk if Waffles should be drinking that water!!!

Answer 24

Video it and send it to you've been framed

Answer 25

Leave him, at some point he will lose enough weight to slip out and he will be healthier as well.

Or if you insist, try a little vegetable oil, come to think of it, that could prove to be fun for both of you.