Please Please PLEASE HELLLLLLLLLLLLP?

Question

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD LAUGH???????????????????????

Answer 1

why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container   give up  it said concentrate  ha ha ha  lol hope you got  a giggle

Answer 2

alright... go on youtube and search just for laughs theres some pretty funny pranks :)

Answer 3

"my friend asked me, 'do you want a frozen banana?'

and i said 'no, but i want a regular banana later, so...  yeah.'"

-mitch

Answer 4

Here's a prezzi!!!

Please open it!!!

Look inside!!!

What do you find???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But what is it????

A LAUGH!!!

LOL!!!

Only joking but I don't know any good jokes!!!

HAve a good night!!!

Answer 5

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...i hope this helps

Answer 6

Watch 'The Office', american version. Tomorrow at 9:00 pm on NBC. It's really REALLY hilarious, and here's a funny clip....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwEI-44QeEQ&f...

This always makes me feel better when I'm sad!

Answer 7

uh...no

Answer 8

Why laugh when you can cry? Seriously, think about it

Answer 9

http://www.jokes2go.com/jtoday.html

Answer 10

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 11

what does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

no, there no only slow

when there on there back there screwed

hey blondes dont take this offensive Kk

Answer 12

2 WORDS "DANE COOK"

whatch it on youtube or buy the albums

Answer 13

Last night I dreamed that I was a snake, wearing a vest & rolling a big donut. That made me laugh!

Answer 14

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Answer 15

sure .....

A married couple in their 60's

are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.

'I want to travel around the world with my husband' said the wife. Hey presto, two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.

Husband says, ' Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'. So the fairy waves her wand, and the husband becomes 92!!!!

i dunno i like that joke

Hope you laughed...

Answer 16

h**l no. get off the internet *****

Answer 17

well , my son just sat me down and told me he needed to talk to me , ! he is 4 and he said with the most serious face , so matter of factly "mommy I think its time you had another baby" ! lol i never laughed so hard , then he continued , with a raised eyebrow , " no really and make sure its a boy so i have another boy to play with cuz i am so tired of girls girls girls!!!!.... he then told me i didnt have much choice cuz he already told santa this is what he wants for christmas next year! (i have 2 girls and him !

Answer 18

go to www.veryfunnyads.com or google funny pictures of people.

Answer 19

How do you get a one-armed moron out of a tree?

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Wave to them!

Answer 20

every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal

                                                                   - Demetri Martin

Answer 21

The new redneck father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, "We had twins!"

The family was so excited, they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"

The father paused, smiled and said, "Each other."

Answer 22

http://glumbert.com/media/baddayoffice

This is really good!!

Answer 23

no, but i can give you a bad one if you like.

Answer 24

here are some websites to try: http://www.coolblondejokes.com/

http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/top-10-dum...

http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/

http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.htm...

not a fan of blonde jokes try:

searching something on www.google.com

Answer 25

Why not carry yourself to the mirror for a while????

Answer 26

teacher ask the kids to give a sentence with the word fascinate, right little Johnny raised his hand what is your sentence Johnny, oh yes teacher well my Aunt Sally has a sweater that has ten buttons but her b***s are so big she can only fasten eight...hope that worked lol

Answer 27

Dirty joke:  2 white horses fell in the mud.

Clean Joke:  They took a bath.

Ha!

Answer 28

I'll give this a shot, but no guarantees, OK.

When I go to the grocery store and purchase Cool-Aide I still get carded. Its a good thing I don't buy alcohol.

Its also possibility as to why I am not married yet.

Answer 29

If you read these 5 pages of this game we played I think you might laugh! Because it's really funny what these people thought up!! :D

http://narutoc.phpbbnow.com/viewtopic.ph...

Answer 30

http//www.flowgo.com/funny/1463_gruntin-...

Answer 31

Three Words: Chuck Norris jokes

These always crack me up :D

Hope this helps!