Please answer this!!!?

Question

i have a bag of cookies that can only be open with elmers child sccisors, im on a deserted island with nothing except my laptop i found in the woods. I've tried everything to open up this bag of cookies but i just can't get it to break!! I have no teeth, no sharp objects, and rocks aren't working....HELP IM STARVING! and theres no other food for me to eat!

Answer 1

order a pair of elmers child scissors with your laptop

and while you're there order some more food

and maybe call for help unless you want to stay there

Answer 2

Three possibilities

1.Use your laptop to order a pair of scissors online on ebay.

2.Or you could use the laptop to contact someone through email so they can get you off the deserted island. Then you can buy scissors when you get home so you can open up the cookies.

3.Or use the laptop to order food that can be opened easily with your hands.That way you won't need the cookies that you can't open.

Answer 3

Leave your cookies out and wait for a desert animal to come by. Once they have them in their mouth, try snatching them away - use their teeth to help you open the bag. Any monkeys on your island? You could offer to them and take them away once the bag is in their mouth to help you open the bag. Start a fire and burn open the bag top - put the fire out before you burn your cookies!

And my last suggestion: Order take out from your laptop, or ask a sympathetic Yahoo Answers reader to send you some snacks!.

Answer 4

um.... okay...... you coul\d.. rub two sticks together, and make them sharp, then use some strong plant weed to tie them together, and us them as sissors??

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