Please help! I am entertaining guests for a breakfast party!?

Question

I was buttering some toast in the kitchen, but I wanted to soften it first so i could spread it, and so I put it in the microwave... but I put it on a plate, and it melted, now there's butter all over the microwave, and when i grabbed it, i burned myself and the knife fell down the sink drain, and when i slipped some of the melon landed on the turkey sausages i haven't cooked yet, and when i tried to get it off, i ruined them, because i ran to the bathroom to get some ointment for the burn, and the sausages fell in the toilet, and then i got the ointment all over the eggs and the toast, and i'm covered with sauces and turkey and butter! Also I think something burned but I cant tell what... What do I DO?

Answer 1

Okay here you can make this apple pancake recipe. It quick and easy here is the link for it http://buzz.prevention.com/apple-pancake... IT is also very healthy.

Enjoy!!

Answer 2

First of all, turn everything OFF! then just throw everything, the food, the pans, the ointment, (including yourself) into the pool, flail your arms and legs around for 15 minutes, get out, leave everything else in the pool for the poolman to clean up, and start over. This time, be sure to change into your boxers before you start cooking again, not that silly jaguar thong swimsuit.... come on dude....

Answer 3

Take everyone out to Denny's, and tell them this unbelievable story.......

Answer 4

Go back to bed...

Answer 5

Why don't you just beg your mom or dad to buy you donuts in the morning, that's what I do. My friends love it!!

Answer 6

Sounds like it's time to break out the Mimosas and danishes.

Answer 7

Sure doesn't sound like your morning!!  Unless YOU want to be the centerpiece, I 'd clean up, change my clothes and start over!!  Don't try to save the sausages in the toitey, either!!  Maybe you should call your guests and invite them for dinner, instead!!   It'll give you a chance to clean your kitchen---sounds like you're going to need it!!  Ha!!  I've had those occasions, also, when NOTHING seems to go right!!  Just be calm and continue--if they're friends, they'll understand, laugh about it, and still have a good time!!

Good luck--or just go back to bed and pull the covers over your head and don't answer the door!!!

Answer 8

I'm just glad TAP is here to help. She's all that and a bag of chips..

Answer 9

I say you're having a very bad day.

Clean up the mess and go out for breakfast or brunch.

Answer 10

All right, Kenny, I am going to talk you through this.

1) Shut microwave door, tape a picture of Michael Jackson's face to the front.

2) Take butter, put tub on burner on low, just to soften.

3) Take knife from sink drain, put it back in the drawer, you don't need it.

4) Cook the melon on your BBQ grill to kill bacteria from sausage.

5) The sausages aren't ruined. Fish them from the potty, spray with Lysol, then boil them at a roiling boil, then cook them on grill too.

6) Take the eggs and toast AND you into the shower to rinse free of the ointment.

7) When you are clean and fresh again, check around for what might be burning. Turn off the stove and oven.

There are no problems that you can't rectify if you take it slowly step by step. So calm down and entertain those guests!