Please help i'm super scared. joke please? ?

Question

i played this super scary maze game and i think i'm gonna have a heart attack. please help. tell funny jokes or something that will make me 4 get.

Answer 1

sorry dont have time at the moment - my computer has locked up and it says press any key to continue , Could I borrow your keys only I have locked mine in my car , I would break the drivers side window and get them out but its cold enough in the car what with it having no windscreen

Answer 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXRaylP_...

lol i luv u mj

Answer 3

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?."

Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."

"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.

Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your  bl*ody cat!'

Answer 4

THE MAGICIAN

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The

audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed

himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows

each week and began to understand how the magician did every

trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the

show:

"Look, it's not the same hat"

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all,

the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank.

The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the

ocean with the parrot, of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This

went on for a day and another and another.

After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

Answer 5

just watch this and i can guarantee you'll be feeling better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rw8zvNv...

Answer 6

See this Video on Batman punching The Joker in the movie The Dark Knight. Just watch the whole thing.