Please help i think imma drunken fool?

Question

ok.... so im not an alcoholic....

but i like drinking all day every day...i know that sounds bad...but whatever...

but i always end up beating the c**p out of my husband....and im built like a linebacker....so he takes it like a *****... :[

my drinking i dont think is the issue the drinking i think the issue is the fact that when i get home from the bar he never has dinner ready...and, i mean,when he makes excuses it makes me wanna slap the **** out of him....excuses like i had to pick up gramma from the airport and i was picking the kids up from soccer! is my husband just a p***y? or do i drink too much?

thies is redikculouas....

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Answer 1

Haha you're drunk now aren't you?

You ARE an alcoholic if you drink all day, every day.

Try to go a couple days without alcohol and see if you feel awful even when the hangover is gone.

If you feel terrible a couple days after you stop drinking, or you can't stop, then yeah, you're an alcoholic and you should probably quit drinking.

Get a new habit.

Answer 2

it kinda seems like your drinkin might be the problem. There is no reason you should get mad at him when your the one out partying and hes takin care of the family. its not like you've worked all day for 12 hours and you come home exhausted, you're just sittin at the bar gettin trashed.

Answer 3

Very clever! I hope I can meet a woman like you someday. What happened to real satire anyways? Er, I mean.. you need to fix up your life and do what your husband says, as God intended.

Answer 4

If all that is true............what makes you think that you are not an abusive alcoholic?

Your husband needs to take your kids and leave you.  They should not have to live in such an abusive environment.  

God help your family!

Answer 5

wow your not serious i hope

Answer 6

You may not be drinking 'too much' but your alcohol use is hurting your family and you are abusing the people who love you. Get some help.

Answer 7

Have you been drinking tonight? You're periods, commas, spelling is off the charts. Maybe you should quit drinking for good because it sounds like you're an angry drunk.

Answer 8

Your a dumb cut throat *****.  and he is just a little 13itch. you should put on some leather and whip him and let him take his turn on you and you could both get off beating the 5h1t out of each other.  why not also try and let him get drunk with you and don't be so stingy.

Answer 9

This is unreal.

Answer 10

i think you just drink to much not trying to be mean or anything

Answer 11

LMAO.  This is a pretty well thought out joke.

Anyone with half a brain knows that if you were telling the truth, you would either have died or been put in jail a long time ago.