i mean, some really mean people keep telling me that mermaids aren't real. but what are all those flesh eating creatures in the ocean then!!!
they lure children in for their meals, and slowly enchanting them into the depths...
and then we devour their legs so we can once return to land for a day, and slowly enjoy the rest of the meals.
how is this not real???
it explains everything.
i've always wanted to become one.
but none of the ways are working.
please help me find out how to become one of them
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