Please help me clear this up... Mermaids?

Question

i mean, some really mean people keep telling me that mermaids aren't real. but what are all those flesh eating creatures in the ocean then!!!

they lure children in for their meals, and slowly enchanting them into the depths...

and then we devour their legs so we can once return to land for a day, and slowly enjoy the rest of the meals.

how is this not real???

it explains everything.

i've always wanted to become one.

but none of the ways are working.

please help me find out how to become one of them

Answer 1

I believe mermaids exist but not as flesh eating monster like creatures. Mermaids are beautiful and graceful like angels of the sea. Ther protect and guide lost fishermen and they dont need to eat legs to be able to walk. They can come on land at special times of the month when the moon is full and it is safe for them. Its very necessary for them to remain near the ocean as without it they will surely die. Mermaids are beautiful angels of the sea........NOT leg eating monsters!  

Answer 2

I see the meds have run out again.

Never mind, duckie, the lovely men in white coats will soon come to take you to a nice place with lots of people who will be really interested to hear your theories.

Answer 3

Yummy Mermaid Recipe:

2-8 pounds mermaid filets

1 can cream of mushroom soup or cream of celery soup

1 cup milk

1 cup shredded Parmesan cheese

2 cups soft bread crumbs tossed with 5 to 6 tablespoons melted butter

Arrange boned mermaid pieces in a shallow buttered baking dish. Combine soup with milk in a saucpen over medium low heat; heat through. Pour soup mixture over the mermaid. Sprinkle with shredded or grated cheese and buttered bread crumbs. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes, or until golden on top and seaperson is cooked through and flakes easily with a fork.

Recipe serves 8 to 12.

Answer 4

Umm please tell where you got your information from?

Scientifically mermaids really are myths. They are women with fish tails in place of legs.

There ARE plenty of man-eating marine animals, and I'm quite sure they don't hunt specifically young prey.

And in legend, mermaids are more famed for their beauty, not flesh-eating.

Mermaids do not have legs, even in legend. I do not exactly understand how you devour inexistent legs...

This is a waste-of-space question, isn't it. =/? Or is there a true misunderstanding...=.=