Please help me decode:?

Question

aplause, drinks house, comic, duck, new leaf, ping Willow, bet one's dollar, orseman, bridge water, stone,who's first, fi$$st, BjaOckX, JUGMENT, ieieceiiecei, room only, GUY, Freu iand, deep, STIR, NfrEieEndD, I seeing I, THE TABLE, Look Look Crossing, LLcrisisFE, MEAL

Answer 1

What planet are you on obviously it isnt earth.

Answer 2

I know what these are, but you are missing the visual cues in the puzzles. Each is a word puzzle.

For example, "Look Look Crossing" should have eyes, or en emphasis that provides a direction cue -> and should lead you to see the saying "Look Both Ways Before Crossing"

Drinks are On the House. - Is the word "drinks" on top of the word "house"? I'll bet it is!

Standing Room Only - is the word "standing" turned on its side?

fi$$st = Fistful of Dollars (Clint Eastwood Movie)

Freu iand = does this have the "d" doing something? The answer is "Freudian Slip"

LIcrisisFE = Mid-life Crisis

Who's First = Who's On First. ("old Abbot and Costello" routine)

Keep looking for the word play trick in each.

Answer 3

wtf?!