Please help me with my fly problem?

Question

I have a huge fricking fly buzzing around driving me crazy. The stupid thing will not die. Anytime I get the bath towle it stops flying so I can't hear him and kill. Then as soon as sit down it starts flying around again around my face. Its doing it by purpose. Please help because its been going on all day and its like chinese water torcher. He's land all over my kiction work tops taunting me. help/

Answer 1

Put out some fly paper or some stick tape with a sweet substance (honey) on it.  Get a fly swatter.

Answer 2

get a cat. they love chasing flies.

Answer 3

it is your grandpa,Bernie reincarnated. show some respect and quit tokin' on that blunt.