Please help me!!i have 269 chickens in my backyard and my whole backyard which is small is full of poo!?

Question

My neighbors are mean and throw stuff st my chickens cause they all squak alot but seriously they are chickens what do they expect what should i do?

Answer 1

huh?269 chickens?you have got to be kidding.and you say you have small lot?backyard?unless you're a certified brreder of chickens,that's a really impossible thing to be true.you're joking

Answer 2

KFC are looking for you.

Answer 3

Find homes for 266 chickens and keep half a dozen, how cruel having so many in a small yard, the neighbours are probably driven nuts by all the noise, we only have 7 in big back yard and when they lay an egg or get a fright you can hear just one of them 3 doors down.  If there is so much poo on the ground they'll get sick and die of toxideosis anyway.

Answer 4

maybe you shouldn't have so many chickens.

Answer 5

Invite the whole neighborhood to a chicken barbecue party.   Let them bring their fastest dogs along.    The theme of the party is "Catch your lunch!"

Answer 6

Buy 3 gun turrets, one for each side of your backyard, and shoot your neighbors up when they hate on yo chickens.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

269 chickens? Umm let me think about what you should do..., troll!!!

Answer 9

Why don't you try eating the poo, and then get a bigger back yard?

Answer 10

maybe you should have a barbeque for the neighborhood -- hmmmmmmmm, let's see -- how about barbequed chicken?????