Please i need a translation from arabian!!!!?

Question

"merati gat men shahr we masr lessa 3ala elsana elgaya.we eldinia zay maheya.wa7shni neek ya walla"-please its very important for me to translate this!!!!

thanks a lot

Answer 1

egyptian: the time she came a month ago (and) egypt still until next year. and life is the same as it is. I miss you (like having s*x!) boy.

Answer 2

The Russian turtle flies backwards on alternate Sundays. (I think that's right.)