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Please judge my letter of love for my sweet wife, moo moo lovins'?

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Ahhh moo moo, this morning your looked so devine

Then again, last night I drank 4 bottles of wine

That's what it takes when it's bath time know

For me to not to yack, my stomach not to throw

I look at your body, even in my drunken state

and in the back of my throat I can taste what I ate

I can't get over those multiple rolls

and the fact I must scrub between all your folds

How did I get here? Or how can I leave?

Only your trust fund gives me reprieve

My life has become only ups and downs

But at least I know your coming when you walk on the ground

You surely disgust me, that much you know

If it weren't for your money, you know I'd just go

Oh my lord what was that, a see thru stocking so large

It looked like tuna net over a barge

These memories you burn into my brain here and there

They truly confirm just how much you care

One of these days the liquor won't work

and I'll leave this place running and feel like a jerk

I'll have wasted these years waiting for cash

and have horrible nightmares of your butts cellulite mash

Be home late tonight moo moo, g' nite.

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  1. I have to say that cracked me up lol.  Very good.  


  2. ROFLMAO

  3. Your the one they call DR Feelgood, he's the one that make ya feel ALRIGHT!!

    I'm unstable...ha ha

  4. wow so beautiful it brings tears to my eyes.  my husband never writes me anything.

  5. *snap, snap, snap, snap*.

    True art, man.

    Totally blue.

    Tooootally.


  6. hahaha you DRUNK!

  7. Could look at your last responses to your last poem?  I am still waiting for you to answer....or you could look at past questions I directed one for you especially!! Thank you Frank.



  8. Awesome....truly shows your love.

  9. Wow...you truly are poetic huh Frank.  Do you ever actually give these to her?  Is moo moo luvins on here as well?  

  10. things you can come up when you dont have anything to do, or a real life. sorry for you you are feeling so miserable, just leave if dont love her, she deserves something better.

    LOL

  11. I know getting this from my love would make me want to just block out the whole world and run into his arms........so you might want to rethink sending this.......she might want to keep you as her s*x slave after this glowing poem so filled with love and warmth.....

  12. Hmmm.. a daily love letter lately. Very sweet indeed!

    Guess that it's time for the annual performance review. Hope you get a big raise on your next trust fund cheque.

    Take care of yourself. Drink only on bath day. Save yourself to use your money with (a) new mistress(es.)

  13. ok again i will say that you need to grow the h**l up up. people like you make me sick honestly. i can see that marriage means nothing to you and neither does anybody else. go smash your head off he wall a few times please.

  14. It's sick!!!! And SO FUNNY!

  15. dont let ur wife read this poem..or else she will leave u for  sure....loser !  

  16. A true work of art....should be sent to Hallmark!

    Bravo.

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