Ahhh moo moo, this morning your looked so devine
Then again, last night I drank 4 bottles of wine
That's what it takes when it's bath time know
For me to not to yack, my stomach not to throw
I look at your body, even in my drunken state
and in the back of my throat I can taste what I ate
I can't get over those multiple rolls
and the fact I must scrub between all your folds
How did I get here? Or how can I leave?
Only your trust fund gives me reprieve
My life has become only ups and downs
But at least I know your coming when you walk on the ground
You surely disgust me, that much you know
If it weren't for your money, you know I'd just go
Oh my lord what was that, a see thru stocking so large
It looked like tuna net over a barge
These memories you burn into my brain here and there
They truly confirm just how much you care
One of these days the liquor won't work
and I'll leave this place running and feel like a jerk
I'll have wasted these years waiting for cash
and have horrible nightmares of your butts cellulite mash
Be home late tonight moo moo, g' nite.
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