Please rate these beloved household characters in terms of their ability to be a male role model...?

Question

from worst to best:

Tinky WInky

Barney the Dinosaur

Grimace

Answer 1

-Grimace because all he does is fvckin eat, like any dude

-Barney because he cares about kids

-Tinky Winky is just a g*y r****d who needs to be thrown in prison

Answer 2

they are all g*y and stupid...I wouldn't want any of them as role models for my children.

Answer 3

Using the process of elimination the best one would have be Barney the Dinosaur because A. He doesn't carry a g*y purse so Tinky Winky won't be sending young boys mixed signals and B. He's not a purple glutton like obesity needs advertisement.      

Answer 4

I don't remember if grimace talks or not, but I would say that barney and tinky winky come accross to me as somewhat feminine.

Answer 5

Grimace is the worst, Tinky Winky is a really close second, and Barney the Dinosaur was created by a pot smoking child molester.

Answer 6

They make great role models because when a boy is young he learns the kind of weirdos to stay away from and beat up if the need arises.  Ps They are all g*y.

Answer 7

Well, Barney is the absolute worst - I mean he CHASES children on that show, and real children too, nt animated ones, and he's always touching and kissing them - Can you say Michael Jackson??

Tinky Winky is in the middle.  I mean a monogamous homosexual relationship is one thing, but it is a straight out no holds barred orgy at Tinky Winky's every night apparently.  I've seen him feeling up on all three of his roommates.

I guess Grimace would be the winner.  He sends good body image messages - he accepts his chubby body and is still cheerful and friendly, and I have never seen him chasing any children.  All pretty bleak as role models however.