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Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.

When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife Sue wasn't wearing any panties under her dress!

Shocked, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.

Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'

Surprised by her boldness, Jim courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, ' Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs

of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bob works Friday afternoons and Jim doesn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the

bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the

house, asked his wife abruptly.

'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after

mustering her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did

give me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,

'Good, I was hoping he did. Jim came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT is how to play real poker!!!

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  1. yeah thats quite funny. but too long if u want to say it at a party or something. better to read than to listen to i guess


  2. I rate it funny

    10/10 & a star

  3. hmmmm thats like having his cake & eating it too sort of lol... yeah. good one :)

  4. A good one! Really funny!

    But a notch less than the more intelligent  one I posted 5months back:

    "What Moral In Business Parlance, Do You Draw From This Story, "Avoidable Exposure" ?

    "A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

    Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

    The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

    'It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,' she replies.

    'Great!' the husband says. 'Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

    Wife blinks!"

    How'z that?

  5. bloody excellent 10/10

  6. wow thats smart-10/10

  7. smart, but not very funny


  8. haha that is good.. omg wow.. that is so amazing.. good joke.. good laugh.. and good style.. i like it :)

  9. not lol funny.......................but it made me chuckle

    5 out of 10

  10. great and i'l rate this joke at 10

  11. on a scale of 1-10 I would give this joke a NINE and that is only because I hate long jokes

  12. Yup thats pretty funny , i'd give it a 7 1/2

  13. lol 10

  14. lol i got to try that some time

  15. lmao I give that a 10

  16. what a good joke. i rate this 10

  17. haha ouch! that was a good one!  

  18. haha thats a good one 8/10

  19. That was really funny!

  20. funny


  21. very funny ltmss
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