Please someone adopt me?

Question

Please help me. My mom is not very happy with me. We rarely talk any more. I am a good person. I am very clean. I don't need to be trained. I do dishes at home. I made my own bed and I am good around children. I even bring home some money. I really need the Love. Please adopt me. I am 42. I hope that is not going to be problem.

Answer 1

depends about how much money do you bring in????? lol this one made me lol!

Answer 2

Do you do windows?

ETA: Sorry....I meant to make this an answer:

No because you don't do windows.

Answer 3

Don't despair, there are so many saints looking to save desperate orphans, I'm sure you'll be adopted in no time.

Answer 4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're really funny. I can't adopt you, but I'll put you as a contact...

Answer 5

How much do you charge? LOL

Answer 6

awww you poor thing

Answer 7

Maybe you need a wife.

Answer 8

LOL! Ill adopt you! =-P