Please someone explain how to play poker?

Question

no technixal language pokers players use that i wouldnt understand lol. i know what a pair, 2 pair, 3 of a kind and full house is erm thats about it lol. whats bluffing and all that?

pliz dont send me links ive tried reseraching this i just dont get it! maybe im just dumb (no, i didnt mean that..)

:)

Answer 1

One easy way is to go up to a woman, take your index finger and then poke her on the arm or side, now you have just poked her A.K.A. Poker.

Answer 2

Bluffing is when you know you have a weaker hand than your opponent, but you bet anyway as an attempt at making them fold their better hand. This is most effectively used when you have a pretty good idea of what your opponent has and a card comes off on the table that would beat them and you feel that they're scared. Pot odds is another term used a lot, which simply means how much you have to put into the pot (which is the money in the middle which is up for grabs) in corelation to how much is already in the pot. There's also other terms used like "big slick" and "cowboys" and yada yada that are just nicknames for certain hands in hold'em. The term "check" is to simply not bet at all, passing the chance to bet first onto the next person down the line...no other terms come to mind, so if you have any other terms you're clueless about, just ask again :)

Answer 3

Hi there,

My best answer is to visit the link below. It explains the hand odds and bluffing as well as what hands not to play.

http://novipoker.com/index.php?option=co...

Answer 4

http://www.ildado.com/poker_rules.html