Please tell me, what is the cutest or sweetest (or most funny) thing your child has said to you?

Question

I would love to know what mothers love to hear! No, I don't have any yet.

Answer 1

when i was really really little i told my mom. i blessed on memes knee.  meme is my grandma and i actually sneezed but thats what i told her. i was laughing and said "heheh mommy i blessed on memes knee"

they still get a kick out of it. and i use to scream at the mirror when i saw myself cause i thought it was a different baby and i would hit it with a hairbrush and cry tellin her to go away. ahahaha. :/ wow.  my younger sister was about 3 and my mom was drivin and she was like STEPPY ON IT MOMMY.

Answer 2

i am pregnant but my niece and i were in a petco next to a tattoo parlor where her mother was getting a tattoo that had her name on it (Olivia Felicity) and she said "Auntie Rachella will you please buy me a simple hamster for christmas?" it was so sweet and so cute sounding! you just had to be there! and that christmas Diamond joined the family!  

Answer 3

My daughter will announce "I'm ok" at random intervals during the day, or if she trips and doesn't get a boo boo, lol.

And when she in trouble and I start counting, she always laughs, I'll say one, and she says two, then I say 3, and she says two, lol.

Currently, she's laying half on my couch, face down, trying to blow raspberries to baby Elmo in a book. I thought she was tooting lol.

She's 20 months old.

Good luck!

Answer 4

I have a two year old little girl and she tells me to "chill out" whenever she feels like I'm bothering her like if I'm singing a song she doesn't want to hear or if I keep telling her to eat her food.

Answer 5

"It's good, Mom"

about any food I give him, before he even tastes it.

makes me smile.  he loves anything i give him.

he is 2.5 years old.

Answer 6

My little brother is 2 and i have a six month old son but thats besides the point my little brother always says after he takes a bath at night love you water night night see you tomorrow. its so adorable and when i had a  head ache one time i said cyrone my head is sick oh no and he says to me sissy your head hurt i wanna kiss it and he kisses my head. i love my brother. he is soooo cute as well as i love my son and i cant wait till he gets to be 2 years old as well.

Answer 7

This may not seem like much but for me it was huge. I have a daughter who is 3.  Until she was 2 years old she only said 5 words (mama dada mia its how she said Amalia her big sister no bye). She went to speech therapy and started speaking but she's still behind and so we're putting her in Head Start. I got her a new backpack and she keeps saying every day I want to go to school I want to go to school then 2 days ago she came and said "mommy I so happy I go-een to stool" (that's how she says school) It filled my heart because not only was it a full sentence but she expressed emotion...being happy about something in particular.  I got teary-eyed that day.

Answer 8

my nephew said God must love black and white and I said why (he named zebras, panda bears, killer whales, etc.) and then he name elephants and I said elephants arent black and white he said "Don't you know black and white makes gray.

Answer 9

My daughter used to tell me that she had big yawns inside when she was sleepy. She would also say to me " Mommy my won't stay open, they are not listening to me.  

Answer 10

My little man used to say "mummy, i farted in my mouth" when he burped! And when i have make up on, (not very often, im a sahm) he tells me "Mummy, you look beautiful"!

Answer 11

The sweetest thing my 4 yr old daughter says is to my husband. He was deployed from the time she 8 months until 20 months. I would show her his picture every time we walked past it and tell her "that's daddy...Look how handsome he is" Now whenever she hasn't seen him for a few days and he comes home she'll get this really Sweet innocent look on her face and say "That's my daddy! He's sooo handsome!"

The funniest thing my son (now 12) ever did was when he was about 2. He apparently had gotten a little baby erection and noticed it....lol...Well my whole family (my parents, siblings etc) were in the kitchen eating dinner when he comesracing down the hall from the bathroom. He was screaming "Mama, hey mama! My pee thing got bigger! Wanna see?(as he's trying to pull his pans off! lol) It's really big!" My poor brother almost choked to death on his food!

Answer 12

When its dark my daughter tells me that the sun has closed its eyes  

Answer 13

Daddy why do i have p***s? and Does Mommy have a p***s? and when we were on a bus and the yelled I HAVE A p***s!!!

Answer 14

My daughter Megan has just turned 2,

We've been talking a lot about sharing. In the car Megan was rotating her ankle saying this foot is going round and round and round', and looking at her other foot she said 'and this foot has to wait it's turn'...

Also not wanting to leave the park the other day and putting up quite a fight  she said, 'please daddy don't put a lid on me'...

Out of the mouth of babes eh!