Please tell me it's finally over!?

Question

Me and my woman have been fighting for days and days over the smallest stuff. She has hinted around that she wants to get married but she made a big mistake by trying to change me BEFORE I said "I do". The last straw the other night came when she sprayed my feet with Lysol. I ended up back at my trailer and we've been fighting by phone ever since. I really didn't want to do it but I had to resort to calling her every name in the book (yes, even the 'c' word) before she stopped calling me. Are we done? Will she burn down my house in the night?

Answer 1

Never tried the Lysol on the feet. That's a good one!

Okay, your pic is just way too scary. Are you sitting on the "throne"?

As far as calling your woman names. Hello! I would never tolerate a man calling me names, NEVER.

She might be HOT, but not too smart!

Answer 2

Sounds like she still has a lot of feelings for you.  We can't choose who we love, it just sort of happens.  It is not over yet my friend...

Answer 3

She only sprayed your feet?

I would have started from the head and worked my way down with the Lysol, Oust, Febreze, and an air-wick up your wazoo for good measure.

Answer 4

Awww... I'm so sorry I know how much you really cared for her! Any man who would cut their toe nails and put them in her purse as a token of their love is a keeper! It's her loss!

Answer 5

I would have your house sprayed with fire retardant foam just to be safe.

Answer 6

Yes, all the other people in your trailer park are in the same boat, er trailer.

Answer 7

Hahaha, that was an entertaining read :)

Answer 8

This would make a good country western song.  

Answer 9

Well if you're up for grabs after this, give me a call. that picture of you is just plain HOT!

Answer 10

Is this question abusive that yahoo doesnt post it? d**n

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