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Pllllllllllllllz help!!!!!!!!!! i need help plz. i beg you guyzz.? sorry for all dat.?

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you see it has been like two weeks since this new chic came to my class and the one i like is like always talking to her and she has also become "popular" at school since she can really dance well and she won a dance competition against some awesome chic who dances well at a party.

P.S. i dont think he likes me talks to he but i also dont think he knows i like him.

i always think that why is he becoming like kind of into her but he talks to her alot.

ok he doesnt like her, i dont think but he hasnt been talking to me nicely and we used to be like her and him as they are now and i really want him back as how he was or even closer and i always try to make him jealous by flirting with other guys and i hang out with his close friends.

p.s he is tall, cute , smart, cool, and he was also the first in the country in the board examinations.

and i really also want to pass in my exams and this thing has been running in my mind ever since she came and i am d**n jealous

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  1. concentrate only on studies.you have to prove to the world what you are worth it. don't go behind trivial,flimsy things which you'll get after fully grown up and settled in your life. don't worry many pretty gals will wait for you when you achieve in your life.


  2. Leave him/ show by doing what you are best at. Take your exams seriously.

  3. Ok, here's what you do. First you're going to make friends with this new girl, right? You see you gotta win over her confidence, get her trust, if you see what I'm saying. Flatter her about how well she dances then invite her over to your house with the excuse that you would like her to teach you how to bust a move just like she does. When she gets there, invite her to have a drink of something, orange juice, a soft drink, whatever. But before you serve it to her, you crush up a couple of hits of ecstasies and mix them into her drink. Once the drugs really start kicking in, you get her to start giving you those dance lessons. The only thing is, is that you've filled a couple of glasses with...oh, I don't know...hydrochloric acid for example, and set them around where she's gonna be dancing. So now she's freaking out on the dope and all that, dancing around like a voo-doo witch doctor, you kind of trip her a little bit. See where I'm going? She falls on the glasses filled with acid, which, of course, break and spill all over her, turning her face into something between barf and toe cheese. Then you, acting as a true friend, want to help her cause you see her face is on fire, so you start trying to put it out by whacking it repeatedly with a garden shovel. (10.99 at your local Walmart.) The great things about this are 1) because she was on drugs and you knocked her out with the shovel, she's not going to remember a thing. 2) She's now so hidiously disfigured that not even her dog's gonna l**k her (it's doubtful if he'll even want to bury her) this guy you like won't be spending much time with her for fear of blowing his breakfast every time he looks at her. So you, just kind of pick up the pieces from where you left them before Miss-Happy-Feet made the scene.

    Hope this helps  ;-)

  4. There is a little more to life than guys.  Learn about those things.

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