Poem Poll: What do you think of this poem Wonder received in his email today ??

Question

One of Wonder's contacts sent this:

"Liar, liar, plants for hire.

Wonder kittens thou shalt sire.

Little fuzzy kittens bound

to make a loud and purry sound. "

Wonder added this part:

"So you think you can pet my cat?

You can only pet it, if you wear a hat.

I guess it doesn't matter anyway,

Because your are sterile, now go away"

* cries *

Thoughts?

* more tears *

Answer 1

I weep with emotion over that poem-notice I wear a hat? guess what I get to do you vixen

Answer 2

omg no offense but thats horrible

Answer 3

Ya know, you've got a LOT of people crying all the time now, including ME. Okay sure I cried a lot before you came into my life. No excuse me BURST into my life with that crazy song and that thing you do with the cane and the, yeah the hat and then the beer can. Wow. WAIT! Shaddup. I had a point.

*cries and opens up another bottle of wine*

Answer 4

You've opened my eyes to the world of  poetry....

Answer 5

Post this under the comedy section, it`s funnier than it is a poem.

Answer 6

Wonder Wonder, in pink lace

This has got to be a disgrace

You've gone and done it once again

And let that Guido's pen get in

(cries for the bizarre offspring of Guido's loins)

Answer 7

Ice cream, lice cream, brand new hat.

Off to seduce the Wonder Cat.

Sterile I am; I have had a vasectomy,

But that is better than a total colectomy.

*cris, laughs, scratches at head lice*

Answer 8

it's given me that kind of cry that starts at the nose and makes your face and cheek all numb....  you know what i am talking about???

Answer 9

whos wonder?

Answer 10

The poem sounds quite nice

You've got an admirer and not head lice

Give them a chance

Buy them a hat

Everybody loves the Wonder Cat

Answer 11

Wonder - you are shittin

g me if you think

He can sire your kittin

s. That poem stinks

as much as mine

Bad line

s

*cries * *cries* * cries *

Answer 12

i dont get it

Answer 13

I'm sure you have a pettable kitty

I decided this myself, not by committee

Forgive my poem for being so sh, uh, bad.

Answer 14

That was good.

That was great.

Now I must go

Before I'm late.

Answer 15

Yeah whos wonder?

Its different