Pole: How have our current economic conditions affected you ....?

Question

Wonder feels that the current economical conditions have caused a disturbing trend in both the quality and quantitity of both smoked sausages and weinerschnitzel. Henceforth, the average cost of one hour at a brothel has increased from $150 per hour, to three sausage links per hour, and has also caused a frightening shrinkage in many stimulus packages, flimsy sausages and loose lips that sink freaking ships.

*cries*

What is your opinion?

Answer 1

I've noticed this trend too. I had to increase my rates to 3 tunas, a keilbasa, and a cupcake. Nothing is more frustrating than a shrunk stimulus package.

(sets up battery charger and clamps for Wonder's visit)

Answer 2

I'm baffled by your vast knowledge of economics & sausages

Answer 3

I no longer can afford to buy ultra-glide and have been reduced to the humility of buying grocery store brand lubricant. In addition the sausage quality and quantity have been severely impacted by this trend.

Answer 4

I live in my daughters basement

Answer 5

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. *Cries for poor people everywhere.*

Answer 6

lmfao..i havent seen this come our way yet, thanks for the warning..ill be on the lookout for those loose lips..uh, wait maybe i wont.

Answer 7

Agreed I call for a mast anarchy

Rotund, moist, sausages for all!!!!

Answer 8

I too, am suffering because of these tough economic conditions in these, our United States.

I have had to cut back on my sausage consumption by 45.333%.  I can no longer afford top quality sausage, I have to purchase my sausages in a dark alley behind Klaus' House of Meat.  Rumor has it that these sausages are actually made from rat feet and pelican beaks and they are NOT tasty.  I broke a tooth off biting into one of the beaks, and now I look like a straight up hillbilly.

I am terrified of shrinking stimuli and flimsy sausage.  And my lips are so loose, you could fit a ship in there.

*cries for the poor, lost sailors*

Answer 9

i hear you

Answer 10

Certainly all the inflated sausages have severely deflated my sausage making ability

Answer 11

I have to cut down on driving, so I stopped going to the Italian market to buy sausage seasonings. I make sausages just by buying hot dogs and painting them with some lead-containing red paint from China. This plan will eventually backfire, as all of my loyal cuystomers will either stop buying my sausages or dying of lead poisoning. Either way, I wish I had a pony or one of those minature horses, because I am in a bad mood and want to go play with a largish pet animal.