Pole vaulting quotes for a shirt?

Question

so my school is thinking about getting pole vaulting shirts and we were gunna get the front to say something upside down- (hence you go upside down in polevauling) and then something on the bck..

anybody have any ideas? and something school appropraite, like no were the only ppl with 14 inch rods or all those kinda things. :]

thanksss

Answer 1

I didn't make any of these up, but found them on the internet. You wouldn't believe how many school-inappropriate ones I found, but the below quotes are the closest I've found to acceptable. I hope you find some you like:)

"Getting high is my anti-drug".

"Pole vaulters don't believe in the law of gravity".

"Run Fast, Vault High".

"Go high or go home!!"

"Some people like fashion runways; I prefer the kind with pole vault mats at the end".

"We get high on fiberglass".

For some of these, I recommend including a picture of a pole vaulter on the shirt, so people understand what you mean:)

Answer 2

"Dont forget the lube for the pole"