Poll #2 about BF's: What about a 2nd text message that says...?

Question

"Honey, I am sorry I sent you that message. But I am still totally in love with you and missing you already. I only agreed with you yesterday because I know breaking up is really what you wanted, and I respect you... but it's definitely not what I want."

(text message sent via email)

Oh, c**p .............

*cries a little*

Answer 1

♥♥♥  ((HUGS))

Answer 2

My response:

"So, using my body one last time before the goodbye we have ALREADY said shows how you respect me?  I do not need that type of respect.  Allow us both some dignity.  You are making this harder than it needs to be, and hurting both of us more.

Here is me NOT saying goodbye, as I already have."

Answer 3

Go ahead, we cant stop you. Do a 3 day s*x orgy,and by Monday you can try a new stud. I mean, it will be fun ,right

Answer 4

Some day I'd love to compare douche bag collections with you. I'll bet that when combined, they're spectacular.

*sad that you're being bothered by a douche bag*

Answer 5

It's gonna hurt for awhile, but you know better than that. Telll him if he wants one last electric moment to stick it in an outlet.

Answer 6

Do NOT answer it - he's trying to make you feel guilty, by saying sorry, then saying something like that. Don't fall for it!!

Answer 7

(cancel the hooker call)

Answer 8

Is it wrong that I want to punch him in the nuts therefore rendering him unable to "Do That To Me One More Time"?

I'm glad you've got your sausage wallet locked down like banana pudding night at San Freaking Quentin.  (Mind you, I have no idea what the **** this sentence even means!)

You are WOMAN, and dammit, he needs to hear you roar!  Or, he needs to hear you play possum and act like you have not received 2 or 74 text messages from him.

I still want to hurt him.

*cries*

*hugs you*

*kicks him in the balllz*

*high fives you*

Answer 9

aww, I wish I woulda got one like that :(

Answer 10

you should have asked him if it looked like you had "pendeha" on your forehead. then tell him to go play stupid with some one else you don't  have time for his BS...don't cry...get drunk and open back up the hooha-god-lovin' station you'll feel better

Answer 11

Guido's offer of kicking him in the nuts still stands, but I can also go pick him up so you guys can have a chat in person rather than via text message.

Answer 12

So he respects you enough to want to bone you one more time after a breakup...

Eh.  Not sure that meets the definition of "respect."

Answer 13

Don't feel bad, there must have been a good reason for you to break up with him in the first place...

If you let Guido at him, can I watch??

Answer 14

Awww sweet Wonder he's already asking you back, see, well be strong I know you'll make the right decision sweetie.

*pets kitty*

Answer 15

Tell him to go outside and play "hide and go f*ck himself".

Answer 16

Well since I have not yet read poll #1 about BF....i am just gonna *cry* with you darlin....