Poll: Ditzy Moment?

Question

Tell me all your ditzy moments,

The funniest ditzy moment gets 10 points!

Mine: I asked a cashier in an authentic mexican restaurant if I could have my tacos "supreme."

Answer 1

when my sis told me that halloween was gona b on friday the 13th and i was like- really?? n then i told someone and realized...

much love

Answer 2

my teacher asked "what are Stds?"

Then she singled me out to answer the question. I hadnt raised my hand and was stalling so I said

"They are diseases" she said "yes give me more"

I said "they are transmitted sexually" she was still waiting for more so i added "I hear they are really bad for your health". My class was on the floor laughing at me.

Answer 3

Wow. I have so many.

Hmmm..OH! my mom today asked me to beat the eggs, so i was beating them really slow...and then she said "beat their @sses!" so I started stabbing it (vertically) - up and down.

I don't know what I was thinking. Hahahahaha.

edit: Haha, yeah, I know, xorenée...pretty ditsy.

Answer 4

I went into a store today that had all Italian stuff in it and then when I walked outside and looked at the sign I realized it was an Italian store and when I was in the store I had no idea.  

Answer 5

I couldn't figure out what year the war of 1812 was. My teacher looked at me really weird when i asked him. LoL i was sooo tired that day.

Answer 6

I couldn't possibly say them all.

A few years ago my brother and my dad were debating on whether to see a rated R movie or a PG-13, and I said "Why not see a rated X movie!"

Awkward silence.

I didn't know what it meant at the time.

Answer 7

I farted in the moment of silence at church and it was loud

Answer 8

I was at mcdonald's and asked for a whopper lol.