Poll: Ettiquette when a lady crosses her legs in public....?

Question

A few times now, I've been sitting opposite women on the tube and they are wearing a skirt - then they cross their legs and they are *ahem* showing, if you know what I mean. I furrow my head into a book to avoid a potential situation.

What would YOU say if anything? Do you:

a) Ignore it and do not look

b) Politely, quietly and appropriately advise the lady of the situation

c) Stare

d) loudly sing a verse of Frank Zappa's "Hot Rats"

Answer 1

Stare, grab my camera and turn on a high powered fan.

Answer 2

a) Ignore it and do not look.

and shout "close your legs!" when i get off at Bank.

Answer 3

I covertly look at their Zorch.

Answer 4

a (i'm gutless) hehe

thanks for making me laugh for the second time today

Answer 5

A.  

Answer 6

Personally, if a girl is going to give a show, I'm going to enjoy.

Answer 7

Personaly I would Ignore it but if I see other boys have a dirty look at the lady I will tell her !

Answer 8

Stare politely. When they ask if something is wrong, tell them that crossing legs so much is one of the reasons for rheumatic arthritis of the knees in women.

Answer 9

Etiquette dictates that a lady only crosses her legs at the ankles. therefore those who give a show should be treated to your rendition to Mr Zappa's fine tune, "Hot Rats".

Answer 10

what  these women are going commado?

Answer 11

i would laugh quietly wait for them to do it again and try to see if they want me to notice it.

Answer 12

b. that would be so embarrasing!! i would be pretty pissed if noone told me.

Answer 13

I wouldnt say anything.  Most of time, a woman knows how short her skirt is when she sits down and is fully aware of the fact that her "business" might be showing.  Why give her the satisfaction of giving her any attention for it?  Thats what she's looking for anyway (at least thats how I see it), but she should go about getting her attention in a more positive way.

Answer 14

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Answer 15

Aaaw - poor you! Just keep a couple of books on you at all times - one to hold up and one to cover up!

Answer 16

I'd go with "d" and then publically point it out and laugh. What's the lady gonna do? She'll think twice again b4 she displays her treat basket!