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Poll: Have you ever been possessed by Satan?

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What did he make you do?

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  1. He made me summon some green monkeys. I woke up with a slightly itchy toenail. But nothing happened up until now. Then all of h**l broke loose....

    I saw them in my house last week, feasting on my cheese!

    One bit of advice, you can always buy new cheese, leave them alone! I tried to stop them, but they were way too strong. They're really smart too. They took me to their "lair" and PROBED ME!!! I felt so violated! BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEYS!  


  2. Yes.

    She made me answer this.

  3. steal a $2 belt from walmart. i couldn't help myself, he took over me.  

  4. umm... not latley.lol

  5. Yes, he held me down and tried to have s*x with me but I rebuked him and then snakes started coming out of my mouth.

  6. Only once.  I think I scared the h**l out of him.

  7. steal money

  8. No, because if I believe in satan, then I would have to believe in god, which I don't.

  9. I am Satan x]

  10. eat pie
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