Poll: If a tree falls in the forest, does the Sasquatch hear it??

Question

Poll: If a tree falls in the forest, does the Sasquatch hear it??

Answer 1

yes That and so can the bear s**+***in the woods.

Answer 2

yummy mamacita!!!!!!

Answer 3

He probably helped push it over!!

Answer 4

yup, they are everywhere.

Answer 5

No but I can.

Answer 6

I live with Sasquatch and he just came back from logging this weekend.  He also wears the right ear protection.

Answer 7

No. Sasquatches are deaf.

Answer 8

I'm not sure...but do you think it feels embarrassed and quickly jumps back up looking around to see who all was watching?

Answer 9

yeah, i suppose

Answer 10

no... but Manbearbig does... he hears everything

Answer 11

i'm not sure how well big foot's hearing is these days...he's getting pretty old

Answer 12

Sure... you see the sasquatch was the one who caused it to fall! What happened was a monkey came up behind Sas and slapped him in the nards because Sas was trying to pick up on his wifee Mrs. Monkey.  Sas starts chasing the little punk and he runs up the tree. Sas gets pissed because he cant climb cause his as* is to fat. so he starts shaking the tree and makes it fall.

Duh.  

Answer 13

if a bear sh*ts in the woods does it use a rabbit to wipes its ar*e?

Answer 14

No, because it fell on Sasquatch. He's now in a freezer.

Answer 15

no. i know the sound of one hand clapping

Answer 16

Yes  

Answer 17

we spent forever on this topic in philosophy and i'm still confused

Answer 18

Don't know Sasquatch. I met his brother Assquatch. He say Sas' is too dumb to know a tree if he heard it. Then muttered something about investing in ".com" companies... life savings....