Poll: Is there something wrong with me?

Question

I have a small p***s and man b***s.

Please help me.

*cries*

Answer 1

Too many steroids.

Answer 2

That's what you get for hanging out with strange sheep. You never know what you'll catch.

(reminds self to sell pics to Playcat)

Answer 3

Don't feel bad I can't get laid.....

<~~~~ pulling razor closer to wrist.....

Answer 4

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! you're just my type! :D bubble blower likes....yummy...*giggles*... :) so...when you comin over? i is good at boosting guys egos and other things. lmfao! :D i like small "turtles" and moobs. how's tomorrow night at twilight work for you?

*tissue for you* bwahahahahahhahaaaaa!

P.S.-i easy to please. lol!

Answer 5

Nothing a pair of socks, some duct tape, and a fat wallet can't fix.

Answer 6

I knew there was something familiar about you.

You are my babby daddy.  Do you pump n roll?

Answer 7

LOL if you know how to work it you can get past the size thing. Man b***s well I'd find a few excerises to help reduce that or just enjoy them. Have a good night. Sug

Answer 8

If you were a man before, then you suffer from the infamous 'Richard Simmons' disease for which there is no cure.  *cries*

If you were a woman before, you must have been drugged and while asleep, went through that operation known as an: 'Addadictamie'

*cries*

*cries some more*

Answer 9

Were we married back in the early 90's?

Answer 10

Aww, it sounds like you need an Oreo Cakester. If only I had more than 7 boxes, I'd totally give you one. One Cakester, not one box. God!

Answer 11

Don't cry WC, we can't see it through all that fur !

Answer 12

as long as you know how to use it!!!

Answer 13

hi Sug....♥

ok - so, wow, well...size doesn't matter but honestly, the b***s have to go....!   Push ups, pull ups, whatever you have to do...get rid of the man b***s...work on the chest man !

your woman won't care about the other....but you can change your chest.........!

bye sug....♥

Answer 14

*Hands Wonder a bra and thick sausage with gravey*

Now stop whining and make hot sweet love to me.

Answer 15

Awww, don't cry Wonder your just the ticket for the right er man/woman...

(sigh) here have a snickers bar.

*Cries because I want to see too and feels ashamed for it...*

Answer 16

Get a s*x change and work in Miami...nuff said.

Answer 17

Can I see?

Answer 18

hmmm ... if you don't want them .... give them back!

Answer 19

*cries*

Why must Guido be so mean?

Some ladies like the man boobies, personally I don't know any but, it is a rumor I heard.

*Gives Wonder a bowl of sausage, red beans, and rice*

This should make you feel better in no time at all.....because everyone knows red beans and rice plump up your butt, and if you can enlarge your rear enough, no one will even notice your man b***s.

*cries for Wonder's future bubble butt*

Answer 20

Are you over 40, married, with two children and a mortgage??? If your answer is yes, then my answer is nothing is wrong.

Answer 21

Nothing wrong at all

Answer 22

Guido thinks that the response to this is very simple:

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/c...

*cries*

Answer 23

Not sure why you would have man b***s when you're a cat. *Cries*

Answer 24

that is the purr fect combination.....

please  send address  so we can  l**k  some milk together.......

Answer 25

Hm, let's see.  Small p***s.  Man b***s.  Crying.  Oh, that's it!...you forgot to roll yourself in sparkly glitter!  That's what wrong; do that, and you'll be fine, my feline friend.

Answer 26

Someone will love you Wonder. There's someone for everyone. Don't give up. Moobs are the new six pack!  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥Ã¢Â™Â¥Ã¢Â™Â¥

Answer 27

it is how you use it

Answer 28

Can I diddle around with your moobs?