Poll: When your heart has been ripped out of your chest ....?

Question

and your love has dried up like a stinky old prune, what is the best way to comfort yourself?

*wipes a tear*

A. chocolate, pizza and a DVD movie marathon weekend

B. shopping spree at the mall

*yes, you really do need 6 more pair of freaking shoes and another Coach bag*

C. drunken sexual relations with a freaking stranger

*please do not choose this one*

D. www.HotGuysWho Want YouTonight.com

*cries very hard*

E. Other ________

*sighs*

*picks heart up off the floor*

*cries again*

Answer 1

You can do one of two things:

If you've got a lemon make lemonade

                   -or-

If you've got a salmon make salmonella

Answer 2

I say a good night out with some friends

*Sorry :(

Answer 3

A, but i replace the chocolate and pizza with celery, apples and diet coke ;)

i hope you feel better soon dear, time really does heal :)

Answer 4

prune love raisin love more kitty to love

*hugs kitty tightly to heaving, ample bosom*

Answer 5

I would have to pick A.)

(((kitteh kat)))

People suck.

Answer 6

E. Olive oil, a police scanner, and "spin-the-bottle" with posable Harrison Ford-approved Han Solo action figures.

Answer 7

Start with B.. then A...

then surgery to put your heart back in!!!

*rubs kitty's chin*

Answer 8

E. All of the Above, you deserve it *cries*

*pets kitty*  

Answer 9

A.

and E.forget about him! lol

Answer 10

i say lets do them all, starting with "e"  (get stinkin' drunk) then on to "b", which will lead to "c" (cute and very hot sales clerk guy) finishing off with "d", so we can end the night with a few good laughs.  *hugs*

Answer 11

I'm going to say all the above.  You'd be surprised how much eating pizza off a strangers naked body while drunk and surrounded by shopping bags full of goodies makes you feel better.

Answer 12

a !

Answer 13

E. do wild and crazy things after i eat myself into a fat hog. i have to dance and do other things just to get that guy out of my head. then i jump into the groove again. ain't love grand!!!!

Answer 14

C

SteveC

Answer 15

I just made another account and began trying to find my contacts...

*cries loudly for 12 seconds*

*moves on*

Answer 16

C, but with a friend. I'll be right there with some chilled tuna and vodka martinis, some pink sparkly massage oil, and some string cheese for

tying purposes. What are friends for, if not to use you for their own purposes.  

Answer 17

Go on a bender.  

Answer 18

Going out with friends more doing just whatever, flirting with guys heavily, and doing all the other things I missed out on when I was with someone.  Start enjoying the single life.  My grades even went up because of all my extra time.

Answer 19

Oh gosh, A and B would be the best. And E, please find your best friend or your cousin, or your mom or anyone you can talk to who's close to you, and ask them if they can hang out with you for a while to talk. Also, gather some friends and go out and just have fun when, go to the mall with them, the movies, bowling, anywhere fun! You will get over it, don't worry. It's hard at first, but you always come out of it stronger. I hope that you feel better! *hug* =)

Answer 20

A. But only if you invite The Cat.  He'll at least make you laugh AND he'll bring you a nice big smoked sausage to bat around, some jelly filled donuts and a blowup doll of the man of your choice to use later.  If you don't invite The Cat to make you feel better then you might as well go with C.  The Cat really does care! (even though he's been on freakin vacation for freakin ever!  What the Freak is up with that?!)

Answer 21

friday and staurday you sit in eat all you want sleep watch sad movies, and then sunday wake up take a nice long hot shower do some shopping, buy some cute new outfits, and by noon  you should be checked into a a day getting messages manicures and pedicures, get your hair done, this way you feel so much better about yourself and next weekend you can get back in the gamee.

Answer 22

I'm a freakin' stranger...

Lose the bra, baby!

Answer 23

At first I cry and sleep a lot.

E. I either watch some movies, write in a journal, write some poems, do  art projects to do some self exploration, expression, and healing.

And also spending time with friends who make me laugh and could possibly intruduce me to some new people.

Answer 24

awwww i go with the chocolate pizza and movie marathon =*(

Answer 25

B Shopping spree yes I do need 6 more shoes and another coach bag...the purse always makes me smile..lol

Answer 26

C.  you wouldn't have put it out there if you didn't want it...

or

E.  join Celeste and I for our thelma and louis-esque w***e road trip, we can push you out of the car before the cliff jump if you'd like...tuck and roll *cries* because you have never asked me to be your fckn contact

Answer 27

A.

E. Listen to music.

I hope you feel better.

uh bananas make you happy! :)

Answer 28

B, C and D always help me. And then C again and then again and then again until I'm ok again.  

Answer 29

I'm confused. Are we supposed to pick one, or put them in the correct order?  I say start with C, then A, B and E (which is send video tape of "C" to me), finish with D.

Answer 30

aww i'm sorry do b to cheer you up but if you feel like looking a mess and don't want to get out of the house (like me sometimes) do a

Answer 31

I like to go for, A, B, C AND D :)