Poll : Will someone please tell me this ....?

Question

AM I PREGNANT ??

I have missed 5 periods and have a huge belly but i am sure its wind ..

"parp".... oopsie my bad

Answer 1

Aww bless you honey! I'm sure it's just wind :) xx

Answer 2

MUM, please tell me you're lying!!

Answer 3

i really wouldn't know..............................

Answer 4

did you have s*x?

Answer 5

Holy pigs trotters there could be froglets on the way!!

Answer 6

No I think its a phantom pregnancy.

Answer 7

Don't worry about missed periods darlin,I've missed a few myself lately.Treat yerself to a vindaloo tonight,that will cure the wind problem,and probably help blow out anything else unwanted from your gut...  

Answer 8

No just fat...You are such a pig!!

Answer 9

you sound pregnant to me sweet heart who is the father kermit the frog  

Answer 10

It wasn't me .

Answer 11

*blink blink* ... huh?

alright 2 pts!!!!

Answer 12

Yes honey, you are.  

Answer 13

LMAO, you nutter.

Although, pregnancy does give you wind.  

Answer 14

do pigs have periods ?

Answer 15

You are pregnant with farts my love, where ever you may be let your butt music go free.

Answer 16

Hope i'm the dad....x*x

Answer 17

*gasp*

go see a doctor!

lol