Poll about global warming.?

Question

With all the debate surrounding the global warming issue, science is in agreement on one major point - we humans are the main source of the problem.

They have also stated that even moreso than our automobiles and aerosol cans, the biggest contributor to the environmental crisis is from our digestive process! That's right. We convert food into biofuel for our bodies, and the resultant solid waste product throws contributes much to the chemical imbalance in our environment that is thought to be behind global warming.

In short, eat more = c**p more = earth dies sooner.

That said, shouldn't the Federal Government mandate fat people start eating less?

Answer 1

I have no idea if fat people emit a larger amount of waste. The only fair way would be to have some type of monitoring system on the toilet and each member of the house would be taxed on the amount of waste they produce.

Answer 2

This question is case in point, of how foolish the subject matter is. But I don't think 'they' think the biggest problem is our digestive process, it fossil fuels burned.

Answer 3

Wouldn't it be easier just to raise the price of food?

Answer 4

Hello. I am a real fat person but guess what i do not eat. Wow dont have a heart attack. I am sick of people bagging fat people. We have a heart and feelings as well. I never eat take aways and i cannot eat anything at all and i keep putting on weight so stop bagging fat people. My best friend killed herself because of people going at her because of her weight. Good one hey.

Answer 5

You laugh now, but little do you realize that a tax on fat people is actually making it's way through the Senate as we type.  Airlines are pushing for it, the heath food stores love it, and even McDonald's is getting on the bandwagon as the profit margin on salads is much higher than the margin on Big Macs.

It is only a matter of time before the hype surrounding global warming is directly attributed to fat people.  There are many Kool-Aid drinkers now that are saying that we need laws in this country to limit family size.  When that fails it will be but a short leap to say; "Well, if we cannot kill of all the people we don't want, we can at least target the overweight ones."

The truth is stranger than fiction.

Answer 6

Sounds like c**p to me...lol

Answer 7

global warming is going to happen anyways...its a natural cycle

but more related to your comments> ive seen little old ladies who eat little produce way more waste thanwhat you'd think to be normal

Answer 8

It is reassuring to see that no matter how unintelligent and misinformed the debate about global warming becomes, there are people out there willing to lower the bar even farther.  

Anyway, no, the federal government shouldn't mandate fat people eat less.  They should round up all the stupid people though.