Poll about skeletons and closets ...... ???

Question

What is your prediction for the next freaking skeleton that will come flying out of Sarah Palin's closet?

A. Her husband is really her brother and her 12th cousin, from the left.

B. The father of her daughter's baby is really her son.

C. She is having an affair with Cindy McCain, and John watches. (he fears joining in my cause heart failure)

D. She not only eats caribou, but she makes sweet love to them before killing them with her bare hands.

E. She got caught shoplifting diapers at WalMart again. (she has 47 children)

or

Q. ____ ?

*cries for all her illegitimate babbies*

Answer 1

those liberals are desperate the truth is is that they are scared to death over McCain's brilliant move

Answer 2

B no wait C no wait A wait wait I think its D NO it has to be E

nah well I think i will stick with B.

LOL

Answer 3

I bet they're all true.

She probably has a book of secrets.

Just like freaking Harry Potter.  

Answer 4

G. She paid for her education by perfoming unspeakable acts of perversion atop a centrifuge principally used for uranium enrichment.

Answer 5

D is close. She's been having an affair with a caribou and has given birth to a litter of caribou babbies that are being raised by the father out on the icy tundra.

Answer 6

B & C

:)~

Answer 7

All the above

Answer 8

She really has skeletons in her closet, about 8 of them at the very least. She even named them Basket, Bubble, Germ, Salt, Sky, Ducky, Coupon, and Lipstick. She has a skeleton obsession and likes to have tea parties with them at least once a week. She also has been known to dance nude with them under a full moon. *Cries for the poor skeletons*

Answer 9

D for me as well.

Answer 10

Q.  

She wears g-strings made out of babby seal fur.

Her daughter is pregnant by Sarah herself, because Sarah has a wicked peen in her pantalones.  (Her husband is her "beard").

She has 6 other children stuffed in an igloo.  Their names are Biscuit, Whip, Almond, Scaffold, Carbuncle, and Hippity Hop.

She has appeared naked in "Alaskan Clam Digger" a number of times.  Her beaver is so big it takes up the centerfold all by itself.

*cries woeful tears for the frightening beaver*

*Edit*  I know I said she has a peen and a ginormic beaver, which may seem like a contradiction, but that's another part of her secret, that she's a he/she/it.

Answer 11

Q. That she is her own cousin, twice removed from the right. That she once had more children, before she started feeding the starving caribou. And that she's a better shot than Cheney.

Answer 12

D

Answer 13

Her husband is her brother, her daughter is her sister and she eats roasted cats as appetizers

Answer 14

C and D funny!

how do you come up with this mane?

Answer 15

A.  You are full of c**p.

Answer 16

Y) She Likes to breakdance to Kid N Play Songs.  

Answer 17

C.  

Answer 18

Q: i hope she has 47 nipples for all her babbies

Answer 19

She is only in it to meet Vladamir Putin.

She plans to do him Moosie style!

She has promised to let the McCains watch.

it is good, cause Vlad likes his women a little manly, but I think he'd like a little man more.

Answer 20

She's in Queefer's Anonymous

Answer 21

I'm gonna go with C

Answer 22

Imma have go w/ Q...For she has 47 children with her mother's second cousin from her father's left side all of which happen to be 2/3 caribou, her daughter's baby daddy is really her 1/2 brother's daughters...and she's been caught shoplifting from 67 WalMarts in random parts of Alaska for not only stealing diapers but blistex, rubber gloves, ducktape, tube socks, frozen turkey pot pies, milk and batteries...

*cries for stolen frozen turkey pot pies*

Answer 23

F. She accidentally voted Gore/Lieberman in 2000.