Poll> What do you think of this?

Question

An e mail from my little brother, well he is only 5'9"

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh*i*te out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh*i*te out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a*****e and a briefcase.'

Answer 1

great, that put a smile on my face!!

Answer 2

thats really funny ...and good morning to ya

Answer 3

Hahahahaha! So true ;)

Little brother,heehee ;)

Edit- For some reason I thought you had said your brother was 6' so that's why I put  the heehee. Oh, I need a vacation,lol.

Answer 4

That has me giggling like a loon! I find it especially good because I am the "little sister" to 3 other siblings and I am only 4' 10and 3/4" tall!  Thanks...Will have to share that with my friends.

Answer 5

roflmao that was funny Chris says it is one of his favorites although he says how can it be a joke if it is the truth.