Poll: proper punishment: for someone who shuffles around your office in big d**n steel toe boots all day?

Question

He never goes to the shop where you need them, he sits at his d**n desk and surfs the internet and annoys people with his lameass "stories" He can't pick up his feet?

Answer 1

Go to work early tomorrow, soak the area around his desk with water. ut a space heater face down in said water. When he sits down plug it in, the steel toed boots should keep him dancing for a little while. It makes me angry that those people waste my good air on themselves.

p.s. If you could video and send I would appreciate it, as I enjoy watching the "Oxygen Abusers of America" suffer.

Answer 2

Begin putting Taco Bell hot sauce packets in, around and on everything he owns.

A few at a time, don't rush it.

Soon he'll have hundreds of sauce packets, as if they multiplied on their own.

Answer 3

What a annoying little bugger eh? I say you knock him down steal his boots and beat his face in with them

Answer 4

Take a hammer to his shins.  Those don't sound too well protected.

Answer 5

kick in the balls i bet that isn't steel  

Answer 6

What's he look like?  If he's hot, I'll do him.

Answer 7

When he's standing at a desk, go behind him and knee him in his 'knee pit'. He'll fall backwards a bit. Just help him down with a well placed elbow to the chest. THEN pretend it was an accident.

Answer 8

Leave me be.  You whinge.

Answer 9

the construction worker guy was my favorite village person. oly out.