Poll::why we should think before speaking?

Question

The husband had just finished reading the book 'Man of the House.'

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said,

'From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replies, 'the funeral director would be my guess'

Answer 1

Right. Thanks for the point. It ain't exactly a question.  

Answer 2

sweet

Answer 3

Good one.

Answer 4

lol hahahahaha

Answer 5

LOL! I like that!

My reason for thinking before speaking (sometimes I don't think before I speak, though), is I might accidentally blurt out a woman's body part while talking with a woman. That's embarrassing...for both of us.

Answer 6

That's funny...but seriously, if she laid a hand on him he could sue her for aggravated assault, and vice versa, she could sue him too.  Life nowadays is all about lawsuits, Americans can be a bunch of greedy people.

Answer 7

hahahahaha!  very funny!

Answer 8

hahahhahahahhahhahaaaa

as you see, we should think before speaking because we don't want to die....

Answer 9

That's when she gets poped in the mouth for talk back, right?

Answer 10

Now that's funny! Kudos to you!