Pooping at my mates house.?

Question

Hi guys.

Right now Im at my friends house and I have the worst gas ever! (BEANS!)She knows I have it because I keep letting rip! I really have to p**p right now!! We are hanging out on the computers but i can feel this one might take quite a while and might stink!?! I have never pooped at my friends house before but this is an absolute emergency! Advice plz! Should I tell her that im going to do it or should I just excuse myself like im not nervous? HELP!!

Stay tuned and I will add more info on how its going.!

THANKS!

Answer 1

dude just go have your c**p and you will feel good as new!

Answer 2

Everyone poops.  Just excuse yourself, and look around in the bathroom for some air freshener, or perfume, etc. to make the room smell OK afterward.

Answer 3

ok heres what you do.

get her to find the latest newspaper, or some comics or something, when she asks why, just tell her to do it dont ask questions.

then get her to come into the bathroom with you and read to you while you pinch one off.

instant ice breaker.

either way, she runs away, or reads to you, you win.

Answer 4

Ask if you may use the toilet, and say you would prefer to clean it afterwards, or go home.

Answer 5

I'm guessing by the time you got your answer, you have already shat in your pants.. so problem solved.  After that happened, you were probably thinking about posting the question of "How do I tell my friend I just shat my pants", but she has already figured it out.. so now the answer to your next question "How do I explain to my friend why I shat in my pants" will be.. "I was too embarrassed to p**p in your washroom, so I went on yahoo answers for a solution and I just couldn't hold it anymore."

Answer 6

If shes a good friend, she will let you p**p in her house. My friend has a sense of humor, I just told her "I have to let a load in your bathroom, dont stand to close to the door!"

Answer 7

hey everybody takes s***s even your friend, if she thinks less of u for going to the bathroom and taking care of business then maybe she aint a real friend  

Answer 8

lmfao, id be embarassed to post this but whatever.

i think you should go to the washroom urgently before it gets worse. just spray some perfume around *